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How the Swine Flu Started How the Swine Flu Started

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I kept checking the rating to make sure this wasn't bestiality porn in disguise haha. Awesome animation, really deserves the attention and high ratings it has right now.

Enjoy your front page Sam! =)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

YES =)

Glad to see an amazing parody on the front page that is NOT Egoraptor-esque.

I could relate to you in some of the aspects of the game, especially friendly fire. In the final part of the first chapter, where you call in the helicopter to pick you up, it's especially relevant. Sometimes, when you can't vote a bad player out of the game, friendly fire doesn't pack ENOUGH of a punch haha.

Awesome idea, <3 the graphics and diologue, and I'm hoping to see more from you at the portal sir =)

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Beowulf: Flash Edition Beowulf: Flash Edition

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty sweet =)

Animation/voices/GENERAL storyline: All awesome. No doubt you are a very talented animator. Not of like, the "Adam Phillips" sort, but of the "Egoraptor-ish" crowd. I also realize you had a time limit...and might not have been able to put in everything you wanted, but this is what I saw.

Most likely, there's discrepancies between different versions of the written "Beowulf", as I saw that in this flash movie. For example, Grendel's mom was ugly, unlike Angelina Jolie in the actual movie, and the girl shown in the flash. She didn't know how to communicate outside of grunts, odd noises, and smothering her child (Grendel) to quiet him when she needed to. She was a hideous, giant monster who couldn't talk, you could have built on that! lol

The whole part where Beowulf went into the lake was funny in this movie, but again could have been built on. The lake was CONSTANTLY ON FIRE in the book, and he was attacked by monsters as he swam to the bottom. After his friend said "Are you sure this is a good idea?" I was waiting for the scene to cut to the fiery lake...but it never happened =(

There was no "guard" in the beginning when Grendel burst into the hall for what the book documents as the "second" time (although in the book "Grendel" there were many more before these specific raids). Everyone was asleep except Beowulf (who pretended) when Grendel bursts in, eats that "guard" and then makes his way towards Beowulf. As he reaches out to grab him, Beowulf grabs his arm, and frightens him and makes him cry out and wake up the drunk guards who were asleep all around them. Grendel tries to escape, and the forces pulling on both ends of his arm are so great that it rips off.

There's other small details (fight with the dragon lol), but if those parts were accurate to the storyline it would've sucked. =)

I probably sound like some jerk right about's because this was drilled into my head a month or two ago at school haha. These really aren't complaints, but they're parts I wish were built on to make the flash even better =)

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The Assumption Song The Assumption Song

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I was wondering what the title meant...but the song explained EVERYTHING :D.

This is simply an amazing flash. I seriously hope this makes the front page. The song's kinda catchy haha.

I have a pretty sizable house btw :3

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Angry Dog - Catchphrase Angry Dog - Catchphrase

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice ^-^

I've been following this recent series since it's started, and I've always loved it when a new Sexual-Lobster flash gets onto the Portal =)

The cartoon was amazing, hands down, people already have said this numerous times. I like in this series, however, you've added HI-larious songs at the end and, what appears to be, and hand drawn picture from the animation at the end. Your music always gives me a chuckle, and the pictures are always very well done.

Waiting for your next ep. =)

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Charlie the Unicorn 2 Charlie the Unicorn 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh great!

They robbed me!

Awesome video, loved the retarded stories the blue and pink unicorns made, especially with the vortex. Keep it up, and your fan base will continue to grow :D

Freezepop's JEM! Freezepop's JEM!

Rated 2 / 5 stars


It doesnt get old after watching in 6 or so times. Only reason I watch it thought is because your dancing is pretty good but the lip synching is terrible and the song is kinda...weird. Try better next time, with more people and a different song and you never know.

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Peter Peter

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Great graphics, an easy to follow plot line, and amazing scenes of violence make this movie irresistible to me =). I loved how he was beating the guy over the head with the candy bowl, and how he kicked his cat and killed it lol. Great job!

Don't let the naysayers who review badly towards this destroy a flash worthy of the front page and my daily vote. You deserve the rating you've gotten for all the hard work you put into this and the people who don't like "violence for the sake of violence" (johnkilo) or any other hippie reason obviously haven't watched enough good movies on Newgrounds and shouldn't be here.


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Shoulda used the Pythagorean theorem....bitch!

Johnny Utah, you sir, are a genius. I haven't laughed that hard in months.....since i saw the huge collection of Tankmen parodies in NG. Awesome graphics, insane plotline, and jokes that kept me laughing from beginning to end. Keep it up man, you're one of the best this site has to offer.



SSBM: The Knee SSBM: The Knee

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice Tutorial!

This must of taken you forever Afro, cause u sure made a great tutorial! CF is usually my second choice when I play, but the knee is definitely a force to be reckoned with. I'm nowhere near as good as you are with it though, I myself only able to perform it high in the air as opposed to the few inches off the ground you needed. I compare the knee to Sheik's "spike" aerial A-move, but nowhere near as cool as the electricity that CF emits in the knee.

Awesome outlook on the move though, and very enjoyable ^_^